You. Are. Awesome.

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

(via diabeetus01)

cowboybeboop:

i-would-kili-for-fili:

africans:

how do i tell my cat she’s adopted

wait til a frost giant grabs her paw and she turns blue.

im sure this makes sense to some fandom somewhere

(via ridinghi)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via i-gesticulate-often)

warawaraplaza:

hi five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI FIVE CHARIZARD

MY NIGGA

(via whoredecai)

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: renloras, via king-satan-senpai)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: junkoes, via hailarceus)